Stolen phone means no photos of the new Dirty Eights recruit: Mr. Dirty JC. Let's pretend that he was pulling crazy table tops in mini jogging shorts on a 50lb bike...
Only memories of Justins tabletops and magazine worthy moves... Wouldnt be suprised if the stolen phone was part of a BMX conspiracy to supress his rise to BMX stardom.
Also heard that his 50 lb bike with oversized pedals got pregnant from a never before seen superman with no hands... if you know what im talking about.
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Only memories of Justins tabletops and magazine worthy moves... Wouldnt be suprised if the stolen phone was part of a BMX conspiracy to supress his rise to BMX stardom.
Wizard Out
I did hear there is some secrete video of this guy riding dirty on some street jumps.
Also heard that his 50 lb bike with oversized pedals got pregnant from a never before seen superman with no hands... if you know what im talking about.
100% radical. Maybe I need to start bmxing in short shorts...
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